British Amateur Porn Pictures and Movies

Over the Severn Briidge and into Cardiff, Wales to shoot the lovely Luxi, a young 20 something wife of Mark an older gentleman who proved to be a blinding chap. There was a bit of history between us in the past in a fleeting manner that was not entirely conducive to todays shoot and frankly, though I mention it in passing, the idiosyncrasies have no place here in this entry but as always when u meet people face to face, all things are put aside and I had a much better understanding of them as a couple. .

Mark did a sound job shagging his beautiful wife from the sofa to the bedroom where he performed anal which ended with two cumshots, an anal sperm pie (is that called a chocolate jizz pie?) and a separate vaginal cream pie. Very rude, but then, we expect nothing less here at Real Couples

I might come under attack for this but my co-producer Steve backs me on the decision to shoot a wheel chair bound chap shagging his girlfriend. The point of shooting this 1 lies in the title of the series: Real Couples. Kerry and Kiwi are exactly that and I didn’t feel we should discriminate a disabled dude showing his young babe a good time but that doesn’t mean everybody is eligible though. For instance, it would be unethical to shoot a downs syndrome or Siamese twins as that would be blatantly out of order… Oh well, only if the birds really fit. Kerry and Kiwis sexual antics were not going to be the norm from the outset. This I knew, since they are into the fetish and BDSM movie. Even though there were strong scenes that the BBFC would not allow to get an R18 certificate I sensed they restrained themselves a bit but it didn’t stop him from fisting her vag and her pissing repeatedly. Whether this gets through is another thing. The other thing about Kerry I noticed since meeting them at the BGAFD party is that Kerry is real tall, about 6′2 I think.

Kiwis disability didn’t stop him from performing with her in the usual way but because he is paralysed from the waist down, he can’t feel any sensation to get a natural erection and has to resort to NHS prescribed injections to get it up to satisfy the missus who did the usual oral, vaginal and anal penetrations purely for the clip as Kiwi doesn’t benefit anything other than visual from it apparently. All in all a shoot out of the ordinary. There’s nothing wrong with a bit of different once in a while, but then, that’s the beauty of shooting genuine couples. You never know exactly what you are going to get until you get it.

Todays shoot took place in Chesterfield and was brought to my attention by Lee Henshaw. I was a bit concerned that the presence of a high profile porn star would undermine the integrity of this series but then felt justified when Lucies fiancee agreed to participate.

Lucy and Chubb are planning on getting married in five months from this month and Chubb proved to be a game on dude. It’s rare to find a guy who is not insecure about his missus shagging another man but as the story goes, he was supportive of her getting into the adult industry and Lee is like an advisor/ friend/ part time fuck buddy and friend to this happy couple. By the way, she reminds me of Melanie Sykes, though I’m sure this will be subjective to some of you who don’t think likewise.

I filmed this friendly couple somewhere deep in the South of London. Can’t say where as it might give the game away and their names are obviously stage names but this much I can say, they are both producers of adult material in their own right, which I thought was a bit fo a coup personally, especially when you consider this was their first video together for any producer ever. I felt honoured for that.

Another observation I noted was Jim was a bit shy despite being behind the camera for so long in charge of things directing it felt strange to be on the other side (tell me about it). The great thing about them though, Jims nerves aside (Lara took to it like a duck to water) they did a bloody good show. Lara is very sexy with her all natural looks and nice hooters and very hot. Hmmm. U could feel the heat between these two as Jim shagged Lara from the lounge to the stairs to the bedroom.

Up at dawns crack this morning to beat the rush hour traffic on the motorway down to deep darkest Kent by the coast to movie one of our first couples who got in touch with us via the website. U never know what you are going to get when you don’t meet couples prior to shoot day but I had a good feeling about these 2 (names changed by request).

I can honestly say at the end of a seemingly long journey I had a nice sexy cup of freshly made tea waiting for me when I got there and I knew I was in for a good shoot with this couple. My usual fear is that the dude may be put off by something (like my hairstyle) or other but Frederica and D J were keen to get it on displaying a keen eagerness and inspired positions in their performance. I was even asked to rate them at the end to which I paused to reflect and gave them a generous 8 ½ out of ten. They were insistent. It would have been higher if they had spread certain bits to facilitate better viewing of penetrative acts but with new couples I don’t like to spoil their moment and put them off with too much direction thereby denying myself a damn good show which was what I was privileged to get. If it means anything Freddie is in her late 30’s (at a guess) and D J is in his mid 40’s.

Not exactly my finest hour this one but yet, I learnt a valuable lesson yet again. Don’t trust amateurs when it comes to shooting a gang bang. I didn’t have that much high expectancy of this shoots success on the basis of this, but what started out as a budget for 7 guys ended up being a two guy/ lady on the soft and 1 on one for the hard.

Shaz was wasted, which was a shame since she demanded a high calibre performance and requested a load of guys for a gang bang. This girl needs proper performers and we failed in our mission to give it to her. Its at times like this I think maybe I should reconsider my options in this direction. Everyone is starting to make their own videos now that it is legal that I’m starting to understand what the likes of other more established producers were going on about when they felt their positions were under threat due to competition from rising competitiors. I believe competition is good but in this case, it means I should steer off in a different direction if everyone else is doing the same thing.

Off to Belper in deep Derbyshire to shoot the lovely Sarah Wright and her fella Jay for Real Couples. It was a really nice day and the happy couple offered to do it outdoors in an open field where they did it before. Sarah also was going to give anal a go as I found out when I got there and jay informed me she was sitting down with a rump plug in her bum. Sarah doesn’t like doing anal and I told her, although I would prefer it, not to feel pressured by it. I know she wasn’t doing it just for the money as she was offered more money by bigger producers and she turned it down. The other reason she did it was for Jay. Since they don’t do it off camera (until just recently when Sarah had a drunken moment) this was going to be a rare treat for her man and for us voyeurs out there who like to view things go in and out of pretty girls pretty bum holes. By the time we get to the field on a narrow stretch of private country lane, jay noticed water was gushing out of my car. Great!

We proceeded with the shoot as a couple of passers by nearly caught us, or rather did and just moved swiftly on with out further to do, though I’m sure it didn’t do Sarah any favors when considering the anal she was building up to. All in all a good horny scene rounded off with Jay popping off in Sarah’s bum with her on top in missionary position. If cumming in the twat is a sperm pie, is cumming in the arse a chocolate eclair? Well this is what Jay did, but there was no chocolate and he gaped her arse. I think Sarah was quite impressed nay even shocked with herself when she watched the footage back. What a sporting couple.

Another nice relaxed shoot that I need not have feared that Jay was lacking confidence in himself since an incident left him cold and he decided not to perform anymore for producers outside of what he and Michelle made. As it turned out, this was his first shoot outside of what they do and he did good. Michelle was chilled with her glass of white wine. Something she doesn’t do when working for other producers and photographers, but since I encourage a cosy atmosphere, she felt comfortable to do this and did I get a shoot out of them? To say it was good was an understatement. I was well chuffed.

Michelle is getting kinkier every time she works for me and from what I download of Jay, he is getting better form being good since that vid they did with Martha for Back Door Raiders. I got back home later that night and I was fucking knackered. All that driving and filming took it out of me for the day but I slept well assured that the day was well worth the effort of my journey.

Last in the present series of shoots for the “Real Couples” series I had Angie and Bill from Lancashire who couldn’t do the shoot at their home as I intended because they have 2 grown up daughters who are unaware of todays small escapade. Lets hope they don’t have boyfriends who download pornos or heavens forfend subscribe to this site.

We joked about it on the day but I suspect deep down Angie was livid at the thought. I mean, imagine switching on a porno tape for the first time and seeing your Mum and Dad and worse still, your mates oblivious are going, “Go on my son! Give Er one!” Still, the odds of them finding out maybe slim indeed but as it turns out they have thought it through and have friends who have done the same so here they are in the hired hotel room getting it on. Bill single handedly carried the show, talking continuously to encourage Angie who seemed not too confident but occasionally displaying signs of enjoyment as Bill hit the right spots . It certainly was in keeping with the rest of the shows and interesting in its own “real” sort of way.

Another sexy lil shoot with Lynn and Mark an attractive young South African couple in their 20’s shot at their flat in Harrow. The last time I shot them, their cat Sailor stole the show, this time, he stole the show again and has grown a lot bigger. A funny moment of note happened during the soft shoot, after discussing to the couple to unlearn what they have learned working in the industry that they can be as spontaneous and wild as they want. I felt the best way to get this was to start filming anyway, catching them off guard.

Mark decided he was going to give me something different by shagging Lynn on the balcony of the fourth floor in the building they lived opposite an office block! Seeing that it was Sunday and no one was present in the building to see Lynn getting shagged with her big natural titties jiggling around it was okay and looked wild, though I’m sure I’m going to have to okay this with the BBFC who might construe this as sex in a public place which technically it wasn’t. A lively shoot indeed.